You are so in timeout mister

These are two products from a so-called "best children's page"..
The Take-Out-Time-Out is a mat you are supposed to make your kids sit on when they've misbehaved. Bonus creepiness: "TAKE-OUT-TIME-OUT can be used anywhere anytime (home, store, restaurant, playground, etc.)." Imagine the psychological scars you'll inflict on your child by making him sit on this pad in a restaurant. GO SIT ON YOUR CARTOON SPOT RIGHT NOW MISTER!!!! It really does look like a Loony Tunes hole to me..but wow does that kid look upset or what
The O'Pair is a rope to attach a kid to an adult and was "designed to be a more socially acceptable and safe alternative to a child's leash or harness." Since when was it socially acceptable to be a such a horrible parent you have to keep them on a leash?? THIS IS HOW PEOPLE END UP IN HOME SCHOOLING...
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