wake n' bacon!!!

OOHHH GLORIUS DAY!!!!!Finally someone is listening....we've been asking for the bacon perfume for years but this is too good to be true.

Wake n' Bacon is an alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. Once the alarm goes off, it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. The signal is re-routed by a microchip that responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power a halogen lamp in the "baker module" that slow-cooks the bacon in about 20 minutes.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm