just when i open my mouth

I thought we were learning from the Japanese with the vending machines but then along comes this. Having 2 Japanese clients makes me aware of the "lost in translation syndrome". Maybe someone can make sense of this. Introducing the Kewpie. They look like ordinary noodles. WHAT THE HELL are the red things? They look like villi lining the stomach, or some weird tele-tubbie embryo. AND WHY ARE THEY SPINNING? is this at all enticing? Does this say mmm noodles? The Japanese really have some strange stuff....If anyone can explain it, drop me a line.
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